more political nursery rhymes

Birds of a feather flock together,
And so will Liberal pigs and NDP swine;
Bloc Rats and Green Party mice will have their choice,
And so will I have mine.

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Hush-a-bye, Dion,
on top of his beanstalk.
When the wind blows,
your house will rock.
When the political bough breaks,
the house will fall,
And down will come Dion,
house and all.

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Jack Layton, be nimble,
Jack Layton, be clever,
Jack Layton pretending
to be a prime minister

Jack Layton jumped too high
Jack Layton stooped so low
Jack Layton bumped off
by his political foes

Baa Baa Black Sheep - Stephane Dion

Baa, baa, coalition sheep,
Have you any money?
Yes sir, yes sir,
Three bags full;
One for the master Gil Duceppe,
And one for the dame Elizabeth May,
And one for the little boy Jack Layton
Who lives down the lane.