more political nursery rhymes
Birds of a feather flock together,
And so will Liberal pigs and NDP swine;
Bloc Rats and Green Party mice will have their choice,
And so will I have mine.
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Hush-a-bye, Dion,
on top of his beanstalk.
When the wind blows,
your house will rock.
When the political bough breaks,
the house will fall,
And down will come Dion,
house and all.
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Jack Layton, be nimble,
Jack Layton, be clever,
Jack Layton pretending
to be a prime minister
Jack Layton jumped too high
Jack Layton stooped so low
Jack Layton bumped off
by his political foes
And so will Liberal pigs and NDP swine;
Bloc Rats and Green Party mice will have their choice,
And so will I have mine.
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Hush-a-bye, Dion,
on top of his beanstalk.
When the wind blows,
your house will rock.
When the political bough breaks,
the house will fall,
And down will come Dion,
house and all.
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Jack Layton, be nimble,
Jack Layton, be clever,
Jack Layton pretending
to be a prime minister
Jack Layton jumped too high
Jack Layton stooped so low
Jack Layton bumped off
by his political foes
2 Comments:
Bad, bad, Liberals,
Have you any dough?
Yes sir, yes sir,
Thirty billion bags full;
Ten for the Separatists,
And Ten for Eastern dames,
And Ten for the Unions
Who build cars down the lanes.
Well done!
Better than my own!
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