Sarah "Joe Six-pack" Palin

"It's time that normal Joe Six-pack American is finally represented in the position of vice presidency," the Republican vice presidential candidate told radio talk show host Hugh Hewitt.

Wow, this explains everything! She would have been so much better off to say Joe Public. We now know the moderators and interviewers should be asking Joe Six-pack questions. So let's ask her!

• Joe Sixpack:

  Can you name at least 2 different brands of beers?

  
  
• Sarah Palin:

  Umm.. Coors Light and Bud Light.

• Joe Sixpack:

  Fantastic answer.

• Joe Sixpack:

  Do you know how many beer are in a sixpack?

• Sarah Palin:

  Umm...you know in Alaska; we like beer. Beer is good

• Joe Sixpack:

  Let me rephrase the question. I'm talking about the actual number of beers that are contained within a sixpack of beer.

• Sarah Palin:

  Umm.. who cares about the number. It's all about drinking them all.
  

• Joe Sixpack:

  Another fantastic answer. You're on a roll!